Golf Joke of the Week

Golf Joke of the Week: ALL ALONE

The man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swam to shore in a wet-suit.
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!"
Woman: "Hi! It seems like you've been here for a long time.. How long has it been since you;ve had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years! 
With this information, the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet-suit and gave the man a cigarette.
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"
Woman: "So tell me how long has it been since you've had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years too.."
The girl unzipped a little zipper on her wet suit and came out with a flask of whiskey. She gave the man a drink.
Man: "Oh, thank you so much. That tastes like liquid gold. I can't believe this is happening to me. You are like a miracle!"
Finally the girl started to unzip the front of her wet suit and asked the man:
"So tell me then, how long has it been since you've played around?"
The man looked at her and said excitedly:
"Oh, my god, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!?"

See you at the 19th
By Bruce Smith - BruceSmithGolf.com